Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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