Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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