It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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