i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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