I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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