how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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