last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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