fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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