shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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