Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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