it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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