We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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