if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Swine flu is the new snow day.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
