the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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