I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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