I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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