I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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