even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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