Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
