Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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