Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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