I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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