I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
