I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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