96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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