"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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