I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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