Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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