How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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