I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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