he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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