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(240): View more from Maryland

Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat

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(334): View more from Alabama

This hangover is way worse than all my relationships

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(310): View more from California

Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me

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(631): View more from New York

only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..

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(505): View more from New Mexico

When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.

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(469): View more from Texas

Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.

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That's our motto every night.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?

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