She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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