that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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