I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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