i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
