Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
