Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
What drink are we having for lunch?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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