That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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