your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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