can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
third nipple confirmed
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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