what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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