I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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