No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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