I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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