Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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