Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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