I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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