You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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