Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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